Real Words Real Meaning

1. TRUTH
Something stranger than fiction, but not as popular.
2. GOSSIP
When you hear something you like, about somebody you don't.
3. EXPERT
Someone who is called in at the last moment to share the blame.
4. ETIQUETTE
Knowing which finger to put in your mouth when you whistle for the waiter.
5. HAUNTED HOUSE
Intensive Scare Unit.
6. PASSION
A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
7. EARTH
A minor planet with major problems.
8. FRIEND
Someone who has the same enemies as you.
9. DENTIST
A magician who puts metal in your mouth and pulls out coins from your purse