- After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"
- Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
- What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.
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